...It should work. Because vampires don't like garlic. Same goes for holy water. And stakes. Oh, and crucifixes. But no, Edward isn't a vampire. He's a Mary Sue rolled in glitter. If you get bitten by a REAL vampire. You end up like LUCY.
...But of course, no one knows who I'm talking about.
Bram Stoker would roll over in his grave to hear of twilight.

If anyone wants to know why I'm so angry, try shopping for clothes. I see stupid things like I don't want to be a princess, I want to be a vampire, and Bite Me: Vampires Only. VAMPIRES SHOULD GIVE YOU NIGHTMARES. Anyone want to know what happens to Lucy? She gets staked through the heart and beheaded. God, I loved Dracula. FREAKING AWESOME BOOK. I love you Van Helsing <3

I used to like vampires. But now I can't say that because everyone assumes I mean Glitteries.

Anyways, I'm done with my little tantrum for now. ONTO ZOMBIES <3

Yeah, I was over at Steph's playing Left 4 Dead (Rather badly, but still) IT IS SO MUCH FUN AHMAIGAWD. I still can't identify the witch quickly enough to not get attacked every time except for those which Steph did instead. Mom says I am now old enough to play those type of games, so I'm off to rent violent shooting games.

Liek the Cupcake? <3